मैं तुम्हें एक बहिन की तरह कपड़े पहनाऊंगा और तुम्हें मुश्किल से चोदूंगा

I heard a rumor that you want to go out with me. Like on a date or something? Don't be silly, I would never date a fellow like you. I know you want to make me happy, I can sense it.